Bagholder is certain there is a fortune waiting for the tech-head who can rid the world of the following nonsense…
We’re sorry, your App is out of date, Please download the latest version of our App by clicking here: “VERSION LATEST”
[CLICK] {VERSION LATEST}
Thank you for updating your APP…. Please enter Username:
***********@yahoo.com
We’re sorry, the Username is not recognized. Click “NEW ACCOUNT” if you would like to create a new account
[CLICK] {NEW ACCOUNT}
To ensure you are human, and to proceed with creating your new account please click on all boxes in the following photo which contain a vegetable…
Thank you, now Select a Username:
Bagholder@yahoo.com
We’re sorry, you cannot use an email address as a username, Please try again
Bagholder
Username taken, please try again … or … “Bagholder23$%42&^71” is available.
[CLICK] {Bagholder23$%42&^71}
Create a password and then Re-enter it:
******** ********
We’re sorry, all passwords must be a minimum of ten characters. Please try again.
************ ************
Your password does not meet our minimum security standards. To create your new secure password, be sure it contains at least one Capital letter, one Numeral, and one Special Character. Please try again.
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We’re sorry, Passwords may not contain foul or offensive language, Please try again.
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We’re sorry, the password you have chosen is fairly common and could easily be compromised, please try again or … click here for a brief 6 minute video titled “HOW SECURE IS MY PASSWORD” to learn how you can select a secure password.
[CLICK] {HOW SECURE IS MY PASSWORD}
6 minutes later….Please enter username
Bagholder23$%42&^71
Create a password and then Re-enter it:
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We’re sorry, passwords cannot exceed 20 characters in length, please try again or … click here for a brief 6 minute video titled “HOW SECURE IS MY PASSWORD” to learn how you can select a secure password.
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Security protocols are now complete. Your account has been updated. Please click “I AGREE” to accept our terms of service.
[CLICK] {I AGREE}
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[CLICK] {ALLOW ALL COOKIES}
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[CLICK] {NO THANKS}
Thank you for maintaining your basic membership. Unfortunately, we cannot initiate your account at this time as the Smartphone you are using is not verified. To verify your Smartphone, enter your username, password, 8 digit verification code sent to the primary user’s linked email account, and complete the Captcha test below ….
Bagholder23$%42&^71
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78561825
Thank you, Please click on all squares in the following photo which contain a female athlete:
CONGRATULTIONS! Your App has been updated, Your account has been initiated, your password is secure, and your Smartphone has been verified!!
You can now Lock, or Unlock your car from anywhere in the world with a secure internet connection simply by opening the App on your Smartphone, and clicking on the “LOCK/UNLOCK” button.
no service
But, but, we're only trying to protect your data, you ungrateful bigot.
Great laugh to start the morning.